Aight, so peep this: Spencer Pratt, yeah, the dude from that reality show 'Laguna Beach,' the one with all the rich kids? He's runnin' for mayor of LA. I'm talkin' 'bout the same LA where rent is higher than Snoop Dogg on 4/20, and folks livin' on the streets just tryna survive.

His whole thing is 'Vote pratt if you’re tired of human poop on the streets.' Now, I ain't gonna lie, steppin' in doo-doo ain't nobody's idea of a good time. But is that really the biggest problem we dealin' with out here?

See, LA politics is a whole different beast. You got cats like Kenneth Mejia with the allegations, and Ken Calvert with his own mess. It's a whole circus, and now you throwin' in a reality TV star? This is gettin' outta hand.

They say his sister was hatin', then switched up when the money started flowin'. Classic. It's always about the Benjamins, baby. Politicians say one thing, then do another once they get that power.

They even tryin' to tie him to Trump, like that's supposed to scare us. Nah, we seen it all before. Politicians gonna politic, no matter what side they claim. But what's he really gonna do for the hood?

Is he gonna address the housin' crisis? Is he gonna create jobs that pay a livable wage? Is he gonna fix the schools in the underserved communities? Or is he just gonna focus on keepin' the bougie neighborhoods clean?

'Cause let's be real, that poop thing is mostly affectin' them fancy areas. Out here, we got bigger problems, like cops harassin' folks, gentrification pushin' families out, and food deserts makin' it hard to eat healthy.

So, Spencer Pratt, if you really tryna be the mayor of LA, you gotta show us you care about all the people, not just the ones with the big bank accounts. Gotta come to the hood, talk to the people, and put in some work. No cap.

Don't just talk the talk, walk the walk. 'Cause we ain't fallin' for no more empty promises. We need real change, real solutions, and a mayor who's down for the people, not just the power.