Let’s keep it one hundred: Westminster is officially a circus. Keir Starmer just packed up his bags and bounced, meaning we are now on our seventh Prime Minister in the last twelve and a half years. Remember when we used to clown other countries for changing leaders every week? Now we’re the ones looking goofy. Back in 2014, the UK only had four PMs in twenty-three years. Now we’ve burned through four of them in just four years. The lineup of ex-PMs at the Remembrance Day parade is getting so long it’s going to look like a club queue, and in a few years, nobody is even going to recognize Liz Truss.

Starmer’s exit was wild. He didn't even lose a general election, and the Tories didn't even push him out. The man literally decided to resign because Labour won a by-election. And the way he delivered the news was pure comedy. Usually, the press gets a thirty-minute heads-up when the lectern gets placed on Downing Street. But Starmer ran out the door the second the mic was set up. He looked completely embarrassed, rushing through his speech like he wanted to get it over with before anyone even realized what was happening.

It was a whole different vibe from when Boris Johnson resigned. Boris stood up there, took zero blame, pointed fingers at everyone else, and told us we’d all be sorry he was gone. But Starmer just wanted to slip away quiet. Now, the media is already setting the trap for Andy Burnham. Electorates got zero patience these days, and if Burnham doesn't deliver results immediately, you know the news anchors are going to start screaming for his head on day one.

While all this political drama is popping off, the World Cup is running in the background. Everybody gets caught up in the hype sooner or later. One minute you don't care, and the next you're telling your partner to go to bed early so you can watch the second half of some random game. Seeing Harry Kane celebrate Jude Bellingham's goal against Croatia was legendary, but the corporate bosses are still finding ways to ruin the vibe.

FIFA head Gianni Infantino is out here cozying up to Donald Trump while ticket prices are so high normal people can't even dream of going. And these 'hydration breaks' are a straight-up scam. They completely kill the momentum of the game, splitting it into four quarters just so TV companies can run more commercial ads to get that bag. ITV is holding it down for now by refusing to show ads during the breaks, but you already know they’re going to sell out and start running them in a few years.