Aight, so word on the street is Australia gettin' hit wit' some serious rain, ya feel me? NSW, Queensland, Tasmania, the whole damn continent soaked. They talkin' 'bout flash floodin' and all kinda mess. Bureau of Meteorology sayin' it's 'cause of some low-pressure thingy bringin' in tropical moisture. But real talk, is this just regular weather or is somethin' else goin' on?

They sayin' the mid-north coast, the upper Hunter, and all dem areas gonna get it bad. Got a flood watch out, too. Hope folks got they sandbags ready, 'cause it's about to get real. Gotta protect your crib, know what I mean?

And check this out, NRMA workers on strike? Roadside assistance, fam? They pickin' the worst time to be doin' that. But hey, gotta get that bread, I feel 'em. But folks stranded on the road aint tryin to hear that.

Queensland gettin' hit hard too. South and southeast, Brisbane area, all that. Severe thunderstorms, wind, hail…it's a whole disaster movie out here. Hope everybody stay safe and got they snacks and Netflix ready. Cause it's gonna be a long night

Brisbane got 43mm of rain already. That's a whole lotta H2O. Farmers might be happy 'bout it, but what about everybody else? Is this gonna mess wit' prices at the store? Gonna make it harder to get around? Gotta think about the ripple effect, ya know?

Tasmania's underwater too, flood warnin's everywhere. Eastern parts gettin' drowned out with over 100mm, Gray recorded 251mm. Damn, at this point they just need to build an ark. Noah type beat.

The BOM say it's gonna ease up over the weekend, but be careful of that surf. And listen up to what them elders are saying about the weather. Stay woke!

They tryin' to tell us it's 'cause of the climate crisis, sayin' the atmosphere holdin' more moisture now. Maybe, maybe not. All I know is the rich folks gonna be aight. It's always the lil man that's gotta struggle, gotta scrape by. Gotta watch out for one another. Share food, share water, share shelter if you can. We gotta get each other's backs, 'cause ain't nobody else gonna do it for us. It be your own people out here for you only. Corporate and the government dont be having your interest at heart. Real talk.

Stay safe out there, Aussie fam. Keep your head up, and stay dry, if you can. Real talk.