Aight, listen up, y'all. They got this new thing goin' around, callin' it "biblical eating." Said you gotta eat the foods from the Bible to be healthy and closer to God or somethin'. But let's keep it a buck – who got time for that?

We out here hustlin' just to put food on the table, and they talkin' 'bout figs and dates like that's gonna solve all our problems. My grandma used to say, "A hungry man ain't a happy man," and she ain't never lied. This ain't about some fancy diet, it's about survival.

These influencers tryna sell you these $28 guides and $700 coaching sessions. That's a whole rent payment for some folks! They gettin' rich off our faith while we still struggle to make ends meet. Straight up, that's messed up.

They say Jesus wasn't eatin' no sausage rolls, but guess what? Sausage rolls are cheap and filling. When you workin' two jobs and barely sleepin', you ain't worried about no biblical correctness. You just tryna survive.

And let's be real, this "biblical eating" probably means you gotta shop at Whole Foods or somethin'. That's for the bougie folks, not us. We shoppin' at the corner store, gettin' what we can afford. Ain't no organic manna from heaven there.

They talkin' 'bout fightin' Satan with food. Man, the real devil we fightin' is poverty, racism, and a system that's rigged against us. This ain't gon' change nothin'.

My auntie always said, “You are what you eat.” And most of us tryna eat good, but eating good when you’re broke is next to impossible. They selling dreams that most of us can’t even afford.

So, while they over there eatin' locusts and whatnot, we'll be over here makin' do with what we got. We gon' keep it real, keep it survivin', and keep it movin'.

I'm not gonna lie, this feels like a scam for people with money. It’s just another way to separate people from their bread. And we all know people out here need that bread!

This is for the birds and the bees, and mostly for folks with fat bank accounts. Keep it 100, ya dig?