Westminster is a Joke: Politicians are Copying Homework and Fighting Over New Jobs While the Country Crumbles
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood wants her junior minister fired for clout-chasing, but Starmer is leaving her on read.

The government is showing its true colors, and it’s pure comedy at this point. Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is in a massive beef with Keir Starmer because No 10 refuses to fire her junior immigration minister, Mike Tapp. This man Tapp basically went behind Mahmood’s back and wrote an unauthorized article in the Times, crying about how migrant care workers shouldn't have to wait longer to get their permanent papers (Indefinite Leave to Remain). But the real tea is that Tapp didn't even come up with these ideas himself—he allegedly copied his boss's homework.
Sources close to Mahmood are snitching that Tapp was sitting in private ministerial meetings about immigration reforms, took the ideas the team was actively working on, and leaked them to the press as his own. Why? Because the current government is about to wrap up, and everyone is trying to secure a bag in Andy Burnham’s new administration, which is supposed to take over Downing Street as early as 17 July 2026. Tapp was just clout-chasing, trying to look smart so Burnham would give him a fat new job in the next cabinet.
But instead of putting her foot down and kicking Tapp out for violating the Ministerial Code—which basically says you can't run your mouth to the press about private government business—No 10 is acting soft. Starmer's people are claiming "no decision" has been made yet. It's clear Starmer has zero control over his own team, and everybody knows it. While they play these games, senior Labour figures are scrambling and fighting for roles in the new administration. Even Rachel Reeves is publicly backing Burnham to be the next PM, even though rumors say she’s about to get demoted to a lesser role.
Mahmood is furious, but honestly, she’s getting a taste of her own medicine. Let’s not forget she was the same one trying to knife Starmer a minute ago, telling him to step down after the party got absolutely wrecked in the local elections. No 10 insiders accused her of leaking that beef to the media back then. Now her own junior minister is doing the exact same snake behavior to her, and she wants him gone immediately.
The opposition is loving every minute of this mess. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp came out and called the whole thing "beneath contempt," saying the government has completely descended into chaos and infighting. He pointed out the obvious: none of these people care about the actual public or the national interest. All they care about is their own personal ambition, jockeying for high-paying government jobs, and looking out for themselves.