Aight, so peep this: Trump, ol' boy was ready to start airin' out Iran, talkin' 'bout hittin' power plants and all that. Straight menace, right? But then, outta nowhere, he hits the brakes. Why? Word is Pakistan hit him up, like, "Yo, chill, let's talk first." Now he playin' nice…for now.

Trump hit up Truth Social, spittin' 'bout how Iran's government is fractured (no duh, cap!) and how Pakistan's big dawgs, Field Marshal Asim Munir and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, asked him to hold off on the smoke. So, he's pump fakin'. They gone try and play him for a goof, mane. He need to watch his back.

But check the real tea: Trump was just on CNBC flexin' like he ain't tryna extend the ceasefire, said the US was in a strong position and 'bout to get a sweet deal. Sounded like war was comin', fo'real. Now this flip-flop got folks side-eyein' the whole situation. Shady af.

Meanwhile, Iran ain't buyin' none of this. Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker over there, already callin' the ceasefire extension a trick, sayin' it's just a way for the US to plan a surprise attack. They ain't trustin' Trump, and honestly, can you blame 'em? History speak for itself. They got every right to be sus.

While Trump playin' global chess, back in the States, Virginia redrawin' district lines (probably tryna screw over the other side, as usual). And the dude Trump picked for the Fed chair, Kevin Warsh, gettin' grilled 'bout his money and whether he'll be Trump's puppet. Same ol' song and dance.

Bottom line is: Trump doin' Trump, the Middle East still a mess, and we out here just tryna survive. This ain't gonna pay the bills, keep the lights on, or get my cousin out the system. So, yeah, ceasefire or not, still gotta grind. Stay woke, y'all.