CANBERRA – Aight, listen up. Tony Abbott, that dude who used to be Prime Minister, is tryna be the new head honcho of the Liberal Party. Word is, Charlie Taylor, Angus Taylor’s brother, the one who nominated him. This man been outta the game since he lost his seat back in '19, but now he's back on his power trip.

They sayin' he the only one runnin' for the top spot, cuz that other dude, Alexander Downer, want the VP position. They gonna make it official next week at the Liberal Party meetin' in Melbourne. He finna be takin' over for John Olsen.

Now, they claimin' this job is just runnin' things in the back, like paperwork and campaignin'. But come on, we know better. This dude Abbott gonna use this to pull the strings and push his agenda, especially when it comes to immigration and stuff that affects our community. Don't get it twisted, man’s got a track record of policies that hit us the hardest.

Some folks in the party already sweatin', sayin' Angus Taylor got rocks in his head if he supports this move. Abbott was at some fancy writers festival, talkin' 'bout helpin' Taylor become Prime Minister. Yeah, we heard it all before. Politicians always sayin' one thing and doin' another.

"I am thinking about doing everything I can to help Angus Taylor to be the 32nd prime minister of Australia,” Abbott said. “I think that the best thing that I can do towards that is to help him, by, if the coming Federal Council so chooses, being the President of the party.”

He added, “I believe it is my duty to serve the Liberal party to the best of my ability: if the Liberal party calls, and it seems that what they’re calling for is for someone such as me to be the president.” We see you, cuz you see what's good for you and them other privileged cats.

Meanwhile, in Victoria, they got their own mess goin' on. Some dude named Brian Loughnane, who married to Abbott's old right-hand, is about to run things there. This all comin' after that Moira Deeming drama where someone vouched for a sex offender. They had to check they vetting processes. Seems like these people got a lotta mess to clean up. But this Abbott move, it's a whole different level.

Real talk, we gotta stay woke and pay attention to what this man doin'. This ain't just about politics, it's about how our lives gonna be affected. He ain't for the people. He's for them and his crew. Gotta keep our eyes open, no cap.