Aight, listen up, fam. This ain't no cap. They out here doin' the most in Wales, ya heard? They got this whole project goin' on at Bannau Brycheiniog National Park, tryna grow 4,500 trees. But here's the kicker: they usin' fertilizer made from... wait for it... festivalgoers' PISS.

I'm deadass, man. This ain't no joke. The Forestry Commission threw some bread at this mess, so you know it's real. These folks at NPK Recovery, some startup outta Bristol, they hookin' up to the port-a-potties at Boomtown festival. Seven hundred peeps drop a load, and they turn that liquid gold into 540 liters of plant food.

Lucy Bell-Reeves, co-founder of NPK Recovery, out here talkin' 'bout some “circular solution” and how we need to “stop flushin' crop and tree-growin' nutrients down the loo.” I mean, she ain't wrong, but come on, fam. They really out here recyclin' our bodily fluids?

First, they want us eatin' bugs. Now they usin' our pee to grow trees. What’s next, buildin' houses outta our dookie? These corporations are playing mad games with this sustainability movement.

But check it, real talk, if it helps the environment, I'm kinda with it. But you know they ain't gonna be doin' this in rich neighborhoods. It's always the working class communities that gotta deal with this type of stuff first.

They sayin' this fertilizer is just as good as the regular stuff. They gonna be plantin' beech trees and all that. And they partnered up with this charity, Stump up for Trees, who already planted over half a million trees. Shout out to Rob Penn and the crew.

I’m not against the idea of saving the planet, but gotta question the motives sometimes, ya know? Who's really benefiting from this? Is this some sneaky way for them to make more money off our waste? We gotta stay woke and keep these corporations accountable.

This whole situation is wild, yo. I ain’t mad at the trees gettin' some love, but it’s definitely some weird sh*t. I mean, imagine tellin' your kids one day that a whole forest got grown 'cause folks was lettin' loose at a music festival? Crazy.

I love the idea that by the end of this three-year project, revellers will have created a fledgling Welsh forest, which could flourish for hundreds of years.” That's what Lucy sayin'. Hopefully, this forest ain’t gonna be cursed or somethin'.