Oregon Education System So Trash, Fam Runnin' for Gov as a Whole Pencil
This ain't no joke, Oregon kids ain't learnin' and somebody gotta speak up.
PORTLAND, Ore. — Aight, check it. Oregon education system is so messed up, shorty ain't lyin', a dude done said, 'F* it,' built a whole ass pencil costume, and runnin' for governor. I'm talkin' 'bout J. Schuberth, out here movin' like a whole six-foot yellow pencil. Real talk.
This ain't 'bout winnin', tho. This 'bout wakin' folks up. Our fourth graders dead last in readin'? Dead last?! That's a straight-up embarrassment. And it's been happenin' on they watch.
Schuberth ain't playin'. He used to be a college professor, seen this mess unfoldin'. He sayin' the Democrats been runnin' the state and messin' up the schools for too long. Now he steppin' up to let 'em know it ain't cool.
Tina Kotek want another term, but this pencil got somethin' to say. He out here tellin' folks to write in 'Pencil' on they ballots. A statement. Cuz the young'ns ain't got no voice, and their futures lookin' bleak.
Schools in the hood already be strugglin', but this mess just makin' it worse. We need resources, we need good teachers, we need programs that actually work. Not this bull** that's failin' our kids.
It ain't just about readin', either. It's 'bout opportunities. If you can't read, you can't get a good job, you can't go to college, you stuck in the cycle. They set us up to fail, from the jump. Now they gotta pay the piper.
The pencil ain't gonna solve everything, but it's a start. It's gettin' people talkin', it's shinin' a light on the problem, and it's makin' these politicians sweat a little bit. That part.
He tryna count them votes himself? That's gangsta. State probably gonna try and hide the real numbers, but he ain't lettin' 'em get away with it. Transparency is key, no cap.
So next election, think 'bout writin' in 'Pencil'. Not 'cause you think a pencil can run the state, but 'cause you sick and tired of seein' our kids get left behind. 'Cause you ready for some real change. This ain't political, this is our community.
Real talk, if the system was workin', we wouldn't need no damn pencil runnin' for governor. It's time to wake up and fix this mess. For the children, for the future, for the culture. Keep it 100, man.


