Aight, listen up, fam. Word on the street is some scientists at the University of Lancashire just dropped some knowledge: birds be masturbatin', and it's natural, ya heard? For real, ain't nothin' wrong wit it.

See, Dr. Chloe Heys and her crew peeped game and realized birds ain't just doin' it 'cause they locked up in cages. Nah, they doin' it in the wild too, maybe even more! So all you bird owners tryna stop your pets from gettin' their groove on, you need to chill.

Folks been thinkin' birds only get nasty when they stressed out. False! Turns out, it's just part of they nature. You gotta let them birds do they thang, man. Like Dr. Heys said, "Our big finding is that masturbation is not a negative response to captivity. This is widespread in birds and we found it’s a perfectly natural and healthy behaviour that’s part of their repertoire of sexual behaviours."

Now some of these bird owners reachin' out to vets, talkin' bout they birds hurtin' themselves. And some vets tryna give birds drugs and surgeries to stop it! That's messed up! Leave them birds alone! That's straight up bird abuse.

We talkin' parrots, ducks, chickens, all types of birds gettin' it in. The fellas be rubbin' on perches, toys, or even you! The ladies be archin' they backs. Birds be gettin' they freak on!

Some folks worried their birds feelin' shame or somethin'. Nah, they ain't trippin'. They gettin' that good good, feel me? They lookin' different after, like they just hit the jackpot.

So, next time you see your bird gettin' it poppin', just look the other way. It ain't your business. They ain't hurtin' nobody, they just expressin' themselves. Stop hatin' and let 'em live! Fo real tho.

Dr. Heys said it best, "Vets shouldn’t be advising owners to stop birds doing this unless it’s obviously caused a chronic problem like a prolapse, but that’s the absolute minority of cases."

So stop tryna control everything and let your bird live its best life. Keep it 100!