Aight, so NASA done cooked up a new space toilet, calling it the 'universal waste management system,' for this Artemis mission. Ten days on the moon, and they think the biggest problem is where folks gonna do their business? Man, is this really where our tax dollars goin'?

Straight up, it feels like they playin' us. We got folks here on Earth strugglin' to eat, can't afford rent, and they worried 'bout astronauts takin' a dump in space? That ain't right. Priorities all messed up, fam.

I get it, gotta keep the astronauts comfortable. Can't have them holdin' it in for ten days, that's cruel. But come on, is a fancy toilet really necessary? They coulda just used a bucket and some duct tape. That's how we do it in the hood. Real talk.

And let's be real, this probably cost a grip. Millions of dollars for a space toilet? That money coulda gone to schools, hospitals, or even just puttin' some food on people's tables. But nah, they buildin' space thrones for rich folks to sit on.

They gon' try to tell us this is some kind of scientific breakthrough. "The 'universal waste management system' will revolutionize waste management for all mankind!" Stop it, bruh. It's a toilet. Ain't nobody revolutionizin' nothin' with a toilet.

This just another example of the system lookin' out for itself. While we out here hustlin' to make ends meet, they livin' large in space, sittin' on golden toilets. It's a whole vibe, and it ain't a good one.

But hey, at least the astronauts won't have to hold it. Gotta give 'em that. And maybe, just maybe, this will lead to some new technology that actually helps people here on Earth. But I ain't holdin' my breath.

So yeah, NASA's got a new space toilet. It's expensive, kinda ridiculous, and probably not the best use of our money. But what else is new? Just another day in the struggle. Keep your head up, stay woke, and keep grindin'. We gotta make our own way in this world.

Sources:

* National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) * NASA Technical Reports Server