Nah, They Ain't Bringin' Back No Dodos, This Just Another Corporate Flex
Colossal Biosciences tryna play God wit' these fake eggs, but what about the real problems we dealin' wit' every day?
Aight, so check it. These cats at Colossal Biosciences think they can just bring extinct birds back from the dead with some 3D-printed eggs? Man, that's some privileged stuff right there. They got all this money to play mad scientist while folks out here strugglin' to put food on the table.
They talkin' 'bout resurrectin' the dodo and some other bird that look like a big-ass ostrich. But who asked for this? Ain't nobody worried 'bout no dodo when we got real issues like police brutality, gentrification, and these raggedy-ass schools.
This dude Trevor Snyder, a bioengineer at Colossal, is geeked 'bout seein' chicken embryos growin' in these fake eggs. He talkin' 'bout eyes, heartbeats, and feathers. Cool, bro. Now what 'bout the kids in the hood who ain't got no healthcare?
They claimin' it's 'bout conservation. But let's be real, it's 'bout them lookin' good and makin' more money. They probably gonna sell these dodos to rich folks for a million dollars a pop. Meanwhile, we still breathin' in toxic fumes from these factories.
"There's no bird on Earth today that could grow a moa embryo inside of one of their eggs," Snyder said. So they gotta play God and make fake eggs? That's some Frankenstein mess right there. And you know they ain't thinkin' 'bout the consequences.
Colossal say they already brought back the dire wolf. That's cap. And they wanna bring back the woolly mammoth and the Tasmanian tiger too? Sounds like a Jurassic Park movie waiting to happen. And you know who gonna suffer when these creatures go wild? Us.
They got these ethical concerns, but that don't mean nothin'. These corporations do whatever they want. They ain't accountable to nobody. They just tryna distract us with shiny objects while they keep stealin' our resources.
Andrew Pask, Colossal's chief biology officer, callin' it “an incredible feat.” Nah, bruh. It's an incredible waste of resources. This money could be used to fix our schools, create jobs, and provide affordable housing.
This paleobiologist, Neil Gostling, think it could help save endangered birds. Maybe. But I'm more worried 'bout savin' endangered communities. We the ones gettin' wiped out by these systems, not some damn bird.
So yeah, these rich folks playin' with fake eggs and extinct birds. But don't let it fool you. It's just another way for them to keep us distracted while they continue to stack that paper. Stay woke, y'all. Real talk.

