Miami Goons Tryna Rambo Cuba, Get Clapped: Another Day, Another Fail
Folks in Little Havana side-eyein' some Florida bozos playin' army off the coast of Cuba – real talk, what was the plan?

Miami, FL – Aight, so check it. Some clowns from Florida thought they was gon' pull a fast one and liberate Cuba with a stolen speedboat. Word on the street is they got clapped, like, real clapped, near Cayo Falcones. Four dead, six wounded. Straight up tragedy, but also... like, what did they THINK was gon' happen?
Cuban coast guard ain't playin', man. You come at them with assault rifles and homemade bombs, you gon' get met with that same energy. These cats were rockin' camo and ballistic vests, lookin' like they stepped outta some low-budget action movie. Real talk, this ain't Call of Duty.
Now, I'm hearin' some folks callin' them heroes, talkin' 'bout freedom and all that. José Daniel Ferrer droppin' “respect and admiration” – but come on, fam. This ain't the way. This some old-school, Cold War bullsh*t that ain't workin' no more.
Little Havana lookin' sideways at this whole mess. People remember the Bay of Pigs, the Brothers to the Rescue. They know these kinda stunts just bring more pain and ain't change nothin'. We talkin' about real lives, real families, not some Hollywood script.
Plus, who are these dudes anyway? A couple of US citizens, some permanent residents, a whole lotta mystery. Where they get the money for all that gear? Who put them up to this? Somethin' ain't addin' up.
One of 'em was part of the Cuban Republican party in Tampa. Okay, that figures. But still, runnin' around with guns and bombs ain't the answer. We need real solutions, real change, not this performative nonsense.
And let's keep it 100: Cuba got its own problems, for sure. But invadin' with a stolen speedboat ain't the way to fix 'em. It just makes things worse for everybody. Folks here tryin' to live, tryin' to build something, not relive some old drama.
This whole thing just a waste. Waste of lives, waste of time, waste of resources. These dudes coulda been doin' somethin' positive, somethin' that actually helped the community. Instead, they out here playin' soldier and endin' up in body bags. Smh.
Bottom line: Leave that Rambo sh*t to the movies. Real life ain't a game. And stealin' a speedboat to invade Cuba? That's just straight-up dumb.

