Louisiana Sheriff Crashes Out Over a Blogger's Trash Talk, Gets Forced Into Retirement
Randy Smith got drunk on 18 drinks, snuck a 59-year-old man from behind on his birthday, and now he’s on probation like a regular street criminal.

You really can’t make this stuff up. The biggest gang leader in St. Tammany Parish, Sheriff Randy Smith, just had to turn in his badge and walk away in disgrace after pleading guilty to putting the paws on a local podcaster. The 61-year-old sheriff thought he was untouchable, but his ego got the best of him and he ended up caught in a plea deal that forced him to retire and put him on a year of probation.
This whole mess started because a local blogger named Bobby Couvillion was keeping it too real on his podcast, calling the sheriff corrupt and incompetent. Instead of keeping his cool like a professional, the sheriff let the online smoke get to him. On May 29, Couvillion was at Keith Young’s Steakhouse in Madisonville celebrating his 59th birthday with his wife when the sheriff showed up with a major attitude and a bloodhound mentality.
According to state investigators, the sheriff didn't even face the man like a boss. He snuck up behind Couvillion while he was sitting on a bar stool, locked him in a chokehold, and slammed him backward onto the floor. Then, the sheriff started stomping the man out with his boots and punching him in the face, screaming, "I'm going to kill you, you motherfucker. You're a dead motherfucker." It’s crazy how the people who swear to uphold the law are the first ones to act like complete thugs when their feelings get hurt.
To make it even wilder, the state investigators pulled the receipts. The sheriff and his crew ran up a $346 tab at the restaurant, drinking 18 drinks—including five glasses of wine, four vodka martinis, eight shots of vodka, and a gin. He was out here living like a rockstar on a Friday afternoon, getting liquored up before committing a violent crime. The beating was so bad it put Couvillion in the hospital with a concussion and two teeth knocked out of place.
And of course, the sheriff had a lookout. A local bail bondsman named Gregory Saurage was also arrested for pointing Couvillion out, telling the sheriff to handle his business, and then driving him away in his office ride like a getaway driver. When the deputies first showed up, they realized it was their own boss who did the dirty work and immediately passed the buck to the Louisiana Bureau of Investigation (LBI) because they didn't want any parts of arresting the sheriff.
After getting locked up and posting a $10,000 bond, Smith tried to play the victim, putting out a weak apology that blamed the podcaster for "hiding behind a computer screen." It’s the classic double standard: if a regular kid from the neighborhood did this, they’d be sitting in a cell facing major felony charges. But because he was the sheriff, he gets to retire quietly and walk away on probation.


