Aight, so peep this. It's been two months since this Iran situation jumped off, right? And now, outta nowhere, some Republicans startin' to sweat. Midterms comin', and they seein' they approval ratings lookin' drier than Popeye's biscuit wit no drink. They tryna act like they care 'bout war powers now? Don't make me laugh.

This whole thing started when the Prez decided to flex on Iran. Initially, the GOP was all for it, right? Fake woke support, waving flags and allat. But now that the bill's comin' due and folks back home can't afford gas or groceries, they singin' a different tune. Suddenly, they all 'bout fiscal responsibility? Come on, man.

Remember that thing called the Constitution? The one that say Congress supposed to declare war? Yeah, nobody payin' attention to that no more. Prez do what he want, and Congress just fall in line. But now, these Republicans tryna act like they gon' check him? It's all for show, fam.

Word on the street is, some of these politicians thinkin' 'bout passin' laws to slow the Prez down. Talkin' 'bout "benchmarks" and "timelines." Sounds like some bougie mess. But hey, they desperate. They know if they don't do somethin', they gon' be lookin' for a new job after the election.

The midterms the only reason they even blinkin'. They seein' they seats slippin' away faster than a greased pig at a barbecue. They know folks tired of war, tired of seein' they tax dollars go to blowin' up brown folks overseas. They scared, plain and simple.

Folks done lost they jobs, and inflation is crazy. Meanwhile, politicians over here playin games wit our money. It's f*ed up, G.

Other countries involved, too. It's a whole entanglement. Money is changing hands, and we on the short end.

So, what's really gon' happen? Probly nothin'. The war machine keep churnin', the politicians keep lyin', and the people keep sufferin'. But hey, at least we got memes, right? Nah, even the memes ain't hittin' like they used to.

Bottom line: Don't trust these politicians, man. They ain't lookin' out for you. They only care 'bout stayin' in power. Keep ya head up, and stay woke.

Sources:

* United States Constitution (if you can find it) * Bureau of Labor Statistics (for when you wanna cry about unemployment)