Aight, listen up, y'all. Word on the street is some hantavirus popped off on a cruise ship. Three people already cashed out, and the whole world's in a panic. They wanna tell us it ain't another COVID, but we ain't fallin' for that noise, cuz. They always tryna pull some kinda stunt, keep us scared and controlled. Facts.

They sayin' it spreads through “close, intimate contact.” Sounds suspect, right? Like, who gettin' that close on a cruise ship? Unless... nah, I ain't even gonna go there. But you know these elites be wildin'.

It’s always the regular folks who catch the heat. These rich folks on the cruises, they can get treated at the best hospitals while the rest of us are left to fend for ourselves, straight up.

What's really wildin' is this boat had folks from 28 different countries on it. Now they trackin' down everybody who got off on this island St. Helena before the plague was announced. They sayin' the incubation period could be six weeks! That’s like a whole dang summer of anxiety.

The WHO is talking to at least 12 countries trying to keep track of all the citizens on the boat. Meanwhile, folks in the UK are already catchin' it, with some brothers laid up in the hospital. Smh.

Then you got this Dutch couple who was messin' around with birds in Argentina before they even got on the boat. Now they thinkin' that’s where the whole thing started. See? Always some mess behind these outbreaks.

Cape Verde straight up denied the cruise ship the right to dock, and can you blame them? It is their country and they don't want the disease. Plus France is trying to track eight French citizens.

So, what's the play? Stay woke, y'all. Wash yo' hands, watch who you gettin' close to, and don't let these folks scare you into doin' nothin' stupid. We been through too much already. Keep it 100.