Fo' Real? Trump's Tariff Mess Got Lawyers and Hedge Funds Eatin' Good Now?
Them tariffs was hittin' our pockets, but now the Supreme Court done opened the door for big biz and their lawyers to get that refund money. Where's our cut?

Aight, listen up. This whole tariff situation is straight up bogus. Trump tried to play tough guy with these trade wars, but all it did was raise prices on everything we buy. Now, the Supreme Court done stepped in and said them tariffs was illegal. Sounds good, right? Wrong. 'Cause now, it ain't us gettin' that money back. Nah, it's the big corporations and their high-priced lawyers who finna cash in.
See, these companies like Prada and L'Oreal been payin' them tariffs, and now they suein' to get that bread back. And who helpin' 'em? Lawyers like Joseph Spraragen and his crew. He sayin' business is BOOMIN'. Of course it is! He gettin' paid to fill out paperwork while we still strugglin' to make ends meet.
Jennifer Hillman, this professor from Georgetown, hit it on the head: "the only winners from this trade war that Trump has launched, have been the lawyers." Ain't that the truth? It's always the folks at the top eatin' while we scrapin' for crumbs.
And it ain't just lawyers. Hedge funds tryna get in on this action too, buyin' up the rights to them refunds. So basically, they bettin' on these companies gettin' paid, and they gettin' a cut for doin' nothin'. It's a whole system designed to keep us down and them up.
They talkin' 'bout AI tryna get in the game too, makin' programs to file these claims faster. So even the robots gettin' a piece of the pie before we do? That's cold.
Trump tryin' to say this might be tied up in court for five years. Bet. They gonna drag this out so they can keep billin' them companies, and we gonna be stuck payin' higher prices for years to come. That's the game, man. They playin' us.
This whole situation just shows how rigged the system is. Trump put these tariffs in place, we paid for 'em, and now the big corporations and their lawyer buddies gettin' the refund. Where's our stimulus check for dealin' with this mess? We need reparations for these tariffs, fo' real! They can keep callin' it globalism or whatever, but it's just straight-up oppression for the working class.
We gotta wake up and see what's really goin' on. They ain't lookin' out for us. We gotta look out for each other. Stop lettin' these corporations and politicians play us. It's time to get our piece of the pie. Know what I'm sayin'?
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