Fed Tryna Play Chef? Ex-Prosecutor Busted for Sending Trump Doc as Recipe
This ain't no cake walk: feds say she sent confidential info labeled as recipes, and that's wild, fam.

WASHINGTON — Aight, so check it: Carmen Lineberger, used to be a fed prosecutor down in Florida, done got caught slippin'. They say she emailed herself a report on that whole Trump classified documents thing. But here's the real tea: she tried to play it off like it was a recipe for a bundt cake. Nah, word? Bundt cake, for real?
This ain't no joke, cuz. Feds hit her with charges: theft of government property and hiding government records. Straight up. She pled not guilty, but the streets talk, ya heard?
Now, this report, it was from Special Counsel Jack Smith's crew, all about how Trump was stashing classified docs down at Mar-a-Lago. This woman was in charge down in Fort Pierce, so she had access. But why she gotta send it to her personal email? That's sus, fam.
And it gets even crazier. The indictment say that there was a court order saying nobody from the Justice Department could share this report. She just straight up ignored it? This what happens when you trust the system, smh.
This ain't even the first time, either. They say she also sent some internal Justice Department messages to herself disguised as a chocolate cake recipe. Chocolate cake and bundt cake? Girl must be hungry or something. This is not a good look, it is what it is.
The article don't even say why she did it. But you know how it goes. Everybody got their reasons. Maybe she was tryna leak it. Maybe she was tryna sell it. Who knows? All I know is, this ain't gonna end well.
Now, the judge in the case, Judge Aileen Cannon, she sided with Trump's lawyers and said the report should stay sealed. They say it would be unfairly prejudicial to Trump. This all a mess man. Too many layers, like an onion, this case gonna have people crying.
FBI Director Kash Patel already on Twitter, X, or whatever, saying they gonna hold people accountable. But we seen this movie before. They always say that, but rarely do anything about it. At the end of the day it is a circus.
The whole situation is sketch, straight up. It makes you wonder what else is going on behind closed doors. These institutions aint always what they say they are. Gotta stay woke, man. You dig?
Sources:
* United States Department of Justice * United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida

