Aight, listen up, cuz ain't nothin' changed. This whole EU biometric border check situation still a mess, straight up. They was supposed to be all futuristic with the face scans and fingerprints, but nah, they still stuck on wet-stampin' passports like it's 1995. Word on the street is France can't get they tech together. Shocker.

So, if you was plannin' on hittin' up Paris on the Eurostar, the Shuttle, or the ferry, don't expect no Star Trek sh*t. You ain't gettin' scanned. You just gettin' the same ol' stamp, for now at least. They said April 10th was the day everything was supposed to change, but that's cap. More like April Fools, am I right?

The EU talkin' 'bout biometric info for everybody, but they can't even get the system up and runnin'. Meanwhile, people been stuck in airports for hours, waitin' for these mandatory checks that ain't even mandatory over here. Sounds like some bullsh*t if you ask me.

But peep this: them truckers, coach passengers, and foot passengers on the ferries? They been gettin' checked since November. So, it's like they pickin' and choosin' who gotta go through the hassle. Why is that? Somethin' ain't adding up. The streets saying it's another way to mess with the little man, keepin' us stressed and under surveillance. But we see you.

Getlink and Eurostar spent bread on kiosks and scanners that ain't even plugged in. That's mad money down the drain. Coulda used that bread for schools, healthcare, somethin' real. But nah, they wanna play James Bond with our travel documents.

Word to the wise: don't be listenin' to them EU websites tellin' you gotta provide biometric info. They lyin'. And don't be showin' up extra early just 'cause the government tellin' you to. Eurostar and Eurotunnel say stick to the time on your ticket. They know what's up. They know the system still buggin'.

Bottom line is this: the EU playin' games, the tech ain't workin', and we all just tryna get from A to B without gettin' hassled. So stay woke, stay ready, and don't let these folks play you. Keep it 100, always. They ain't foolin' nobody.