Aight, so check it. We got a whole crew of scientists, the ones doin' the real heavy liftin' with the space stuff and the nuke bizness, just poofin' or catchin' dirt naps. Since 2022, like ELEVEN of 'em done dipped. Now, that ain't just bad luck, is it? Somethin' real shady goin' on.

This dude Rep. Eric Burlison, he callin' for the FBI to get involved. Good lookin' out, I guess, but them feds ain't exactly known for keepin' it 100. The White House talkin' 'bout an investigation too. But is that gonna do anything or will more Black and brown people be blamed?

We talkin' 'bout folks like Michael David Hicks, Frank Maiwald, Nuno Loureiro, Jason Thomas, Amy Eskridge, and Carl Grillmair. Dead and gone. Then we got Monica Reza, Melissa Casias, Anthony Chavez, Steven Garcia, and ol' boy General William Neil McCasland straight up vanishin'. Like they hopped on a spaceship and ain't comin' back.

Hicks and Maiwald? Don't know how they died. Loureiro got smoked in his crib. Thomas turned up floatin' in the lake. Eskridge capped herself supposedly. Grillmair got shot outside his house. Real regular sh*t. Ain't nobody connectin' dots tho.

And peep this: a bunch of these cats was messin' with UFOs too. Y'all know the government ain't tellin' us the whole story 'bout that alien sh*t. They see us as dumb, they think we slow. They need to be stopped.

This whole thing got me feelin' like somethin' bigger than us is movin'. Like these scientists knew too much, saw too much, and somebody decided to shut 'em up for good. You gotta stay woke, my people. Don't trust the system, don't trust the man. Look out for your own, 'cause ain't nobody else gonna do it for you. Keep yo head on a swivel cause its mad dangerous out here, you feel me?

Sources:

* House Oversight Committee (if they actually release somethin' real) * Local police reports (but they probably sugarcoat everything) * Independent investigators (the real ones, not the fake news types) * Street knowledge