Colbert Clownin' Spirit Airlines: No Lies Told
Late-night funny man spittin' facts about the struggle airline.
Aight, so Colbert on 'The Late Show' was talkin' bout Spirit Airlines, right? They done canceled all they flights and ain't nobody answerin' the phone. Colbert hit 'em with the 'that's also they motto' line. Straight facts, fam. No cap.
See, Spirit, they be playin' folks. Promisin' cheap flights, but then hit you with all kinda hidden fees. Baggage? Extra. Seat selection? Extra. Breathin' air? Probably extra if they could get away with it. It's a whole hustle. They be takin' advantage of folks who just tryna get from point A to point B on a budget.
And let's be real, it's usually Black and Brown folks ridin' Spirit. We out here tryna see family, go on vacation without breakin' the bank. But these airlines, they don't care 'bout that. They just seein' dollar signs.
This ain't no shocker tho. Airlines been trippin' for decades. Remember when they used to overbook flights and then kick people off? Same energy. They just gettin' slicker with the ways they try to finesse you.
Colbert makin' jokes, but this real life for a lot of people. Missed connections, wasted money, vacation ruined. It ain't funny when it's happenin' to you.
But shout out to Colbert for callin' 'em out. Gotta keep these corporations accountable. They think they can just do whatever they want, but the people watchin'. They be seein' what's up.
So next time you bookin' a flight, think twice before you go with Spirit. Yeah, it might be cheap, but you get what you pay for. Sometimes it's worth payin' a lil' extra to avoid the headache. Trust.
And to Spirit Airlines, stop playin' with people's time and money. Get your act together or get left behind. We ain't got time for these shenanigans.
Stay woke, y'all. They tryna finesse us every chance they get. Gotta stay on point.
Real talk, no cap.
Sources: 1. My cuzzo who got stranded in Atlanta 'cause of Spirit. 2. Common sense learned from hard knocks.


